TDKJOKERLOVERS.

The culmination of decades of Jokery, and only one of them all allowed on the page?

C'mon---Nicholson did it well. And what about "A Killing Joke"..."The Dark Knight Returns"...Harley Quinn?

Really, aren't these the Joker-est things you've ever heard?

"Don't touch me old man. I don't know where you've been"
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Talk Show Host Interviewing Joker: “Your said to have only killed about six hundred people Joker. Now don’t take this the wrong way but I think you’ve been holding out on us”

Joker: “I don’t keep count. I’m going to kill everyone in this room”

And later, while Joker is giving children poison cotton candy

Joker: “They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line the bodies head to tone on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dancer routine—and it would never be enough. No I don’t keep count. But you do. And I love you for it.”
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Mine is from The Killing Joke, immediately after Barbara Gorodn has been shot in the spine by Joker, and has crashed backwards onto a glass coffee table:

"Please don't worry. It's a psychological complaint. Common amongst ex-librarians. You see, she thinks she's a coffee table edition....Mind you I can't say much for the volumes condition. I mean, there's a hole in the jacket and the spine appears to be damaged. Frankly, she won't be walking off the shelves in that state of repair. In fact, the idea of her walking anywhere seems increasingly remote. But then, that's always a problem with softbacks. God, these literary discussions are SO dry!"
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" Boy did you get a wrong number. Leave your message at the sound of the shriek...NO PLEASE DON'T ARRRGGGHHH!!!!"
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"Where Is He? He's never been this late before?!. There's a certain rhythm to these things. I cause trouble; he shows up. We have some laughs and the game starts all over."
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"Batman? Batman!?! What kind of a world do we live in? Where a guy dresses up like a bat... and steals all of my press!"
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"They call me the Joker, but I'm not very funny."
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"This town needs an enima!"
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